guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
someone: let's be friends!!!
me: yes okay i like that idea!!!
we never speak again
movies vs. reality
lolsofunny: MOVIES: REALITY: (via wtfsofunny)
5 Reasons Being Home Alone Is Awesome:
soufflelibre: 1. Dance party anywhere in the house and not just in your bedroom. 2. Can sing as loudly as you want. 3. NO PANTS! 4. Watch whatever I want on television. 5. Can sleep in peace and quiet.