May 2012
502 posts
guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
someone: let's be friends!!!
me: yes okay i like that idea!!!
we never speak again
movies vs. reality
lolsofunny:
MOVIES:
REALITY:
(via wtfsofunny)
5 Reasons Being Home Alone Is Awesome:
soufflelibre:
1. Dance party anywhere in the house and not just in your bedroom.
2. Can sing as loudly as you want.
3. NO PANTS!
4. Watch whatever I want on television.
5. Can sleep in peace and quiet.